If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian, via shak1ra)

lilacid:

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

(via boyslut)

sidnugget:

being shy is the worst thing ever i wish i wasnt shy because it ruins everything 

(via rileymcswag)